{"id":787,"date":"2015-02-01T05:46:17","date_gmt":"2015-02-01T00:16:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.officechai.com\/?p=787"},"modified":"2016-08-31T20:16:08","modified_gmt":"2016-08-31T14:46:08","slug":"first-day-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officechai.com\/office-humour\/first-day-at-work\/","title":{"rendered":"11 Things That Happen On Your First Day At Work"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0<\/span>Whether it’s your first time in a corporate environment or you’re an old hand at the switching jobs game, here are some things that happen on your first day at work.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0The First Day At Work<\/span><\/h2>\n

1. You\u00a0make sure you’re looking your best<\/span><\/p>\n

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2. And you show up for work super early<\/span><\/p>\n

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3. You\u00a0feast your eyes on the awesome new campus<\/span><\/p>\n

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4. And on\u00a0the new eye candy \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n

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5. You keep getting lost<\/span><\/p>\n

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6.\u00a0All the HR orientation sessions can basically be summarized like this<\/span><\/p>\n

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6.\u00a0You have to keep telling your new colleagues\u00a0who you are<\/span><\/p>\n

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7. Over and over again<\/span><\/p>\n

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8. Until all of them start looking exactly\u00a0the same<\/span><\/p>\n

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9. Your new\u00a0boss might seem a little intimidating at first<\/span><\/p>\n

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10. And you’re completely clueless about your work<\/span><\/p>\n

\"i<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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11. Yet you’re positive and hopeful about\u00a0this new beginning<\/span><\/p>\n

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And here is our admin talking about her first day at Google<\/span>.<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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What was your first day at work like?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Whether it’s your first time in a corporate environment or you’re an old hand at the switching jobs game, here are some things that happen on your first day at work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":801,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[513,511],"class_list":["post-787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-office-humour","tag-human-resources","tag-work-culture"],"yoast_head":"\n11 Things That Happen On Your First Day At Work<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The first day at work can be a terrifying but exhilarating experience. 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