{"id":27768,"date":"2017-09-13T13:33:29","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T08:03:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/officechai.com\/?p=27768"},"modified":"2017-09-13T13:33:29","modified_gmt":"2017-09-13T08:03:29","slug":"iphone-x-jokes-memes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officechai.com\/office-humour\/iphone-x-jokes-memes\/","title":{"rendered":"Apple&#8217;s iPhone X Unlocks By Reading Your Face, And Twitter Can&#8217;t Stop Making Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">Apple unveiled its $999 iPhone X yesterday. It&#8217;s a pretty slick device &#8212; it has something called the Super Retina HD display, a 12 MegaPixel camera, and 3D touch. But the feature that caught the imagination of the watching masses was Face Id &#8212; Apple&#8217;s new phone was going to unlock itself magically by studying your face when you looked into it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-27770\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/officechai.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/face-id-dystopia.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"iphone x jokes\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">It&#8217;s pretty impressive technology &#8212; Apple says it uses multiple cameras, Infrared technology, and Neural networks to identify the person unlocking the phone. But Twitter wasn&#8217;t as convinced. Jokes soon began about all the things that could go wrong with Apple&#8217;s revolutionary technology.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">There was concern, in particular, for people who couldn&#8217;t be seen.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My main concern with the new face ID on the iPhone X is how in the world is John Cena going to unlock his phone<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; DAVID DOBRIK (@DavidDobrik) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DavidDobrik\/status\/907687922136055808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">There are also some concern over people who were duplicitous.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How are all you 2 faced people gonna unlock your new iPhone X? \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jake Miller (@jakemiller) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jakemiller\/status\/907726026914099200?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">Some people thought that certain people would have an unfair advantage with the phone.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/MileyMildrew\/status\/907677558203920384<\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/BillionTwiTs\/status\/907867552935813120<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">And people wondered if the technology could be misused.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Same for me if I had thousands of dollars&#8230; or a GF.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AppleEvent?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#AppleEvent<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/iPhoneX?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#iPhoneX<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FaceID?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#FaceID<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8D2sxIMoMm\">pic.twitter.com\/8D2sxIMoMm<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; SGAG (@SGAG_SG) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SGAG_SG\/status\/907802082043764736?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you want to unlock your friend&#39;s iPhone with facial recognition. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AppleEvent?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#AppleEvent<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zrIRUkCcgB\">pic.twitter.com\/zrIRUkCcgB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HaramiParindey\/status\/907679151334805504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">Other people had more practical concerns.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Face ID&#8230; \ud83e\udd14 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/iPhoneX?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#iPhoneX<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AppleEvent?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#AppleEvent<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gBpfPsjPP7\">pic.twitter.com\/gBpfPsjPP7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Malik Riaz Hai Naveed (@MalikRiaz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MalikRiaz\/status\/907851289069047810?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">hey dude can u change the song on my phone over there the password is just my face<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; codyko (@codyko) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/codyko\/status\/907678252713390080?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">But people mostly were amazed at how far selfies had come.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">2012: Selfies are dumb<\/p>\n<p>2017: Selfie to unlock<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jeremiah Lowin (@jlowin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jlowin\/status\/907701208424513542?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apple unveiled its $999 iPhone X yesterday. 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