{"id":116,"date":"2015-02-01T23:49:20","date_gmt":"2015-02-01T18:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.officechai.com\/?p=116"},"modified":"2020-05-02T12:38:35","modified_gmt":"2020-05-02T07:08:35","slug":"job-promotion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officechai.com\/office-humour\/job-promotion\/","title":{"rendered":"12 Signs That Someone’s Been Promoted"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0<\/span>It’s promotion season, and you’ve been unceremoniously\u00a0cast aside from the selections, like a rabbi at the coronation of the pope. But there are a lucky few who do make it. Here is what they get up to following\u00a0their job promotion.<\/span><\/p>\n

1. They get a shiny new designation<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"job<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“This is to reward your dedication, hard work and constant appreciation of my hairstyle.”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a02. Their Facebook job titles change overnight<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"jobPrevious Title: Senior Irrelevant Cog at Pointless Corporation<\/span><\/span>
\n New Title: Slightly More Senior Irrelevant Cog at Pointless Corporation<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

3. They are hounded by their colleagues for treats<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"job<\/a>“Your professional success must bring us food and booze!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

4. They are congratulated by one and all<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"promotion<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

5. ..who are completely\u00a0miserable\u00a0thanks to them<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"crying_indian\"<\/a>“Do I at least get your position if you happen to die?”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

6. They might get a brand\u00a0new office<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"cubicle\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

7. And a considerable pay hike<\/span><\/h2>\n


\n<\/a> \"rich\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

8. Yet they probably do the same job as they always did<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"george-drumming\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

9. But now they\u00a0seem to suddenly have\u00a0this broad, all encompassing perspective<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"Joffrey<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“I agree we need to upgrade the mainframe, but have you wondered how it will affect our accounting team in central Peru?”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

10. And they seem to develop a newfound love for shooting down your ideas<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"Jason<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“Basically, no”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

11. They start coming in to work sooner<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"rushing_to_work\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“I can’t wait to be reminded of how great I am!”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

10. And\u00a0start looking a lot more natty<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"suit\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“I’m dressing for the job I already have!”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

11. They are suddenly more popular with the ladies<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"Ladies<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

“Psh, not\u00a0Senior Analyst..just call me Jim”<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

\u00a0<\/span><\/h2>\n

12. Yet they’ll never, ever shut up about the increased workload<\/span><\/h2>\n

\"promotion<\/a>“I have no time to use my newly bought golf club membership!”<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s promotion season, and you’ve been unceremoniously cast aside from the selections, like a rabbi at the coronation of the pope. But there are a lucky few who do make it. 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